Here's how to stay up-to-date and get shit done with services made by/for the lazy millennial
One of the best things about moving to San Francisco is that you’ll never have to do a single chore again. There are services for laundry, home projects, shipping packages, pet care, marijuana delivery, and even in-home massage to reward yourself for a job well done... that you didn’t even have to do yourself.
“Wait. There's an app that will do that for you.”
LAUNDRY SERVICES
Rinse
Rinse picks up your laundry and dry cleaning seven days a week between 8pm and 10pm and returns it three days later during the same time frame. Services are performed by cleaning partners and include dry cleaning, launder & press, wash & fold, and hang dry. One-day rush is available for wash and fold.
Cleanly
Cleanly picks up and returns wash & fold within 24 hours and dry cleaning within 48 hours (or 24 hours for an additional fee). Other services (all of which are through vendor partners) include hang dry and laundered shirts. There is also an annual or monthly membership that includes free delivery, discounted or free rush delivery, waived cancellation fees, and free hang dry.
https://cleanly.com
WashClub
WashClub owns the facility where your clothes will be cleaned and offers free pickup and delivery with a $30 minimum. The pickup/delivery schedule is between 6:30pm and 10pm Monday through Friday, and 11am to 2pm on Saturday and Sunday. Services include wash & fold (24 hours) and dry cleaning (48 hours).
https://www.washclubbayarea.com
Instawash
Instawash picks up and delivers wash & fold within 24 hours and dry cleaning within 48 hours, and will also hang dry and do simple repairs. Customers are also able to choose from a menu of detergents, bleaches, and softeners. Pickups and deliveries are Sunday through Friday between 7am-11am and 7pm-9pm.
http://www.instawash.us
HOME AND PERSONAL PROJECTS
TaskRabbit
TaskRabbit will send someone to you to on the same day to take care of general handyman tasks, moving & packing, furniture assembly, home improvement, moving heavy items, mounting & installation, yard work, and more.
Click here to get $20 off your first task.
https://www.handy.com
Handy
Connect with top-rated home cleaning professionals who will bring their own rags and wipes, cleaning solutions, and a floor sweeper-mop. Handy also has people who can help with furniture assembly, painting, hanging pictures and shelves, TV mounting, and more.
Magic
Ask for anything that is legal and possible, including renting a car, finding a space for a party, making an appointment to get your dog groomed… no task is too small. Each request is handled by a personal assistant and costs 59 cents/minute.
Click here to get one free hour of work.
PET CARE
Rover
Rover helps you find a dog lover who is the perfect match for dog boarding, dog sitting at your home, drop-in visits to feed/walk your dog, doggy day care, and dog walking. There are sitters with experience caring for all kinds of dogs (as well as other animals), so you can find the person who is right for you and your pet.
Wag! connects you with dog lovers for dog walking, dog sitting, or dog boarding. You can book them on demand, scheduled, or on a recurring basis. You also get to see your dog being walked with a live GPS tracker and will get notes about whether or not your furry friend took care of their business.
Even city dogs need grass. Fresh Patch is a hydroponically-grown, dirt-free grass training pad that is safe to use within the home. This is perfect if you don’t have a backyard, work unpredictable hours, are potty training a new dog, or just don’t want to take your dog out late at night. You will need to replace your Fresh Patch every one to four weeks depending on the size of your pet and how frequently it’s being used.
MARIJUANA DELIVERY
HelloMD
HelloMD not only delivers medical and recreational marijuana in SF, but they provide access to doctors and a community. They have tons of variety fom flower, topicals, edibles, and more.
Click here to get $20 off your first order and weed delivery or use referral code: a43ba
Eaze
Eaze delivers medical and recreational marijuana in San Francisco from 9am to 10pm. Choose from gummies, patches, vaporizer cartridges, prerolls, drinks, drops, sprays, capsules and more.
MASSAGE
Soothe
If you need a massage, but don’t have time to go to a spa, use Soothe to book a vetted massage therapist who will arrive in as little as an hour. The massage therapist arrives with everything needed (massage table, sheets, lotions, oils, music), and can be booked for an hour, 90 minutes, or two hours.